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<F1>

(Auf die Melodie von "Help" von den Beatles.)

<F1>
I need somebody.
<Shift> - <F1>
Not just anybody.
<Ctrl> - <F1>
You know I need someone.
<Ctrl> - <Alt> - <Shift> - <F1>

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed any program's help in any way.
But now these days have gone, I'm using Win NT,
Now I find I've changed my mind, 'cause bugs are all I see.

Help me if you can, the system's sown,
And I'd really like to have an admin 'round,
Help me fix the error I just found.
Won't you please please help me?

And now my life has changed in, oh, so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
And ev'ry now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you 'cause the system's dumped the core.

Help me if you can, the system's sown,
And I'd really like to have an admin 'round,
Help me fix the error I just found.
Won't you please please help me, help me, help me!

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