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Some computer rules

Rule #1:
Rebooting an OS is not solving a problem.
Conclusion: Windows(tm) is not an OS.

Rule #2:
Reinstalling software ist also not solving a problem.
Conclusion: All other MS products are no software.

Rule #3:
Malicious programs which make damage without the user wanting it, are called viruses.
Conclusion: Windows(tm) is a virus.

Rule #4:
Viruses are normally very small.
Conclusion: Windows(tm) is the world-biggest-virus.

Rule #5:
Programs which spread without being useful are called worms.
Conclusion: Windows(tm) is the world-biggest-virus-worm.

Rule #6:
Spy-programs which collect informations about a computer and it's user without the user knowing it are called trojans.
Conclusion: Windows(tm) is the world-biggest-virus-worm-trojan.

Rule #7:
Buggy software which is realeased is called beta.
Conclusion: Windows(tm) is the beta of the world-biggest-virus-worm-trojan.

Rule #8:
Software with even more bugs which should not be published is called alpha or even (with more bugs) pre-alpha. Conclusion: Windows(tm) is the pre-alpha-beta of the world-biggest-virus-worm-trojan.

Rule #9:
Preview versions of software which you can't control with your input are called demos. Conclusion: Windows(tm) is the pre-alpha-beta-demo of the world-biggest-virus-worm-trojan.

Jan Theofel (E-Mail: jan.AT.theofel.DOT.de)