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If restaurants functioned like Microsoft
| Patron: | Waiter! |
| Waiter: | Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? |
| Patron: | There's a fly in my soup! |
| Waiter: | Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time. |
| Patron: | No,it's still there. |
| Waiter: | Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead. |
| Patron: | Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there. |
| Waiter: | Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using? |
| Patron: | A soup bowl! |
| Waiter: | Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up? |
| Patron: | You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup? |
| Waiter: | Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup? |
| Patron: | I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day! |
| Waiter: | Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day? |
| Patron: | You have more than one Soup of the Day each day? |
| Waiter: | Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour. |
| Patron: | Well, what is the Soup of the Day now? |
| Waiter: | The current Soup of the Day is tomato. |
| Patron: | Fine. Bring me the tomato soup and the check. I'm running late now. |
[Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.]
| Waiter: | Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check. |
| Patron: | This is potato soup. |
| Waiter: | Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet. |
| Patron: | Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything. |
[Waiter leaves.]
Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
The check:
| Soup of the Day | $ 5.00 |
| Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day | $ 2.50 |
| Access to support | $10.00 |
Editors Note:
Bug in the soup........included at no extra charge (will be fixed with
Tomorrow's soup of the day)
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Fassung vom 27.9.2003
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